Maimed Superman

So I come downstairs and learn that one of my son’s favorite (okay,its one of my favorite that I bought him) toy’s, his Justice League Superman Action figure is severely maimed, his hands chewed off at the wrist, his shoulder and skull gnawed.  Superman met his match against Porky the Kryptonite toothed Boston Terrier that decided Superman was his next victim.  Alas, now whenever the other toy’s see their hero, (who is now sitting back and collecting disability), they all quiver at the thought of which one of them is next?

Who will porky choose as his next victim, and can this dog ever be stopped from terrorizing the toys of our two boys?

-Justin Germino