One of the most popular posts here on this site is actually a funny little post I wrote after reading a funny retirement home names and thinking that there are probably a dozen or so I can come up with as a poet and player of words. This silly little post wound up being visited tens of thousands of times and all the article did was summarize and present a bunch of funny made up retirement home names and this got me thinking why not work on a sequel post with some new and fresh funny retirement home names and then invite others to share the names of retirement homes that they can come up with.
The key is to be a bit clever without being cruel, mean or so awkward it isn’t plausible for a facility or recreational center to have that name in the title. So you wouldn’t put something that would offend someone as a potential title for the home, but something that can capture time period, era, age, with some sort of dignity and grace and pair it with something that sounds enticing. Some of the names poke a little too close to being offensive I admit, playing to tropes or stereotypes a bit.
Here is my 2nd list of Funny Retirement Home Names
- Furlough Estates
- Senescent Villa
- Greystone Hearth
- Ancient Establishment
- Venerable Villa
- Rusty Abode
- Rustic Heights
- El diablo oxidado
- La villa de los ancianos
- Near Zombie Village
- Sunset Lillies Retirement Community
- Last Living Lifestyle
- Sunset Maple Village
- Antiquated Hearth
- Overaged Headquarters
- Not Ready to Rest Home
- Gray Domestic Dwelling
- Supremely Senior Villa
- Auld Nursing Home
- Shelter of the Time Worn
- Lazy not Crazy Retirement Community
- Old Gold Apartments
- Retire and Admire Headquarters
- White Squire Center
- Gray Lobe Estates
- Last Sunset Heights
- Villa of the Worn
- Veteran Sanctuary
- Wilted Rose Hospice
- Never Darkened Dwelling
- Silver Angels Retirement Community
- Visiting Sunsets Villa
- Sheltered Gold Heights
Here was the original post of funny retirement home names.