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Funny Retirement Home Names

Its funny I pass so many retirement homes these days in Arizona (2nd largest retirement state in the Country) that I can’t help but wonder how some of these places get their names like Country Oaks, Shady Acres, Sonoron Palms, and whatenot.  You would think if you were going to run a retirement community or village you would at least be clever and creative with some of the names.  As a tribute I decided to list a few retirement village names, I put these together out of my own brain so if someone thought of them first, I am not stealing them I just happened to think of the same ones.

  1. At Heavens Gate
  2. Village of Future’s Past
  3. Aged Oaks
  4. Roads End Retirement Community
  5. Eternal Peace
  6. Rusty Years
  7. Greeting El Diablo
  8. Nearly Pushing Daisies
  9. Seriously Senior Retirement Village (90+ only)
  10. Out With A Bang Recreation Center

Some of these are just a reach, but you get my point.  There are hundreds of silly community names all related to trees, shade, meadows and such.

-Justin Germino

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5 Comments so far
  1. Richard Arblaster May 5, 2009 7:25 am

    I’ve got another one for your list:

    Dun’ Livin (Might be a better name for an undertakers though) :)

    Richard Arblasters last blog post..Revenge of the Fish Fingers

  2. dragonblogger May 5, 2009 7:53 am

    Thats a good one, maybe “Nearly Dun Livin” :)

  3. Mark from Locksmiths West Barnes October 7, 2009 2:53 am

    Is this actually true their are retirement homes with those names, I cant believe someone would actually got there i mean ” nearly pushing daisy’s ” that is terrible funny thou hahaha :-)

  4. Superannuation Pension Administration January 26, 2010 9:42 pm

    Retirement is a very peaceful time . I hope it is more important about how you plan and save for the future. . The names provided are quite funny. Hope to include more.

  5. Daisy February 23, 2010 7:27 am

    Those names are hilarious. It makes me want to look around and see what those places are called around here. Thanks for the laugh.

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